|Are you hearing little bells ringing? Are you seeing little green men or do you feel like you are the victim of an interstellar conspiracy? Come to BSI... you suffer from paranoia or schizophrenia. Be not alarmed, for BSI has the staff that will help you overcome both, offerring you our unique BSI psychotherapy programme.
Schizophrenia is now a well documented genetic disease or a congenital anomaly of your nerve cells, or perhaps the product of a \"cell accident\" For a small fee we can eliminate any threat, through genetic manipulation to restore any DNA damage and with nerve cell transplants.
Paranoia is dealt in two ways... medication or consultation. be not afraid... Do not leave those little green men pester you any longer, BSI is here to take care of them.