A GNS post from Morriane Sedrick posted by me at her request.
**Your holo programs are suddenly interrupted by an incoming signal, broadcast
from an unknown location. The Arrogant Engineering logo flashes up briefly on
the screen, before it fades away, only to be replaced by a tall, clumsy looking
Falleen, leaning back in a chair with his fingers pressed to his crotch**
Greetings, beings of the galaxy! I come before you today to discuss some very
interesting mathers, regarding my group Arrogant Engineering. Information has
reached me that they intend to stop my company becoming a paramilitary group.
They do this because of their ill founded jealousy and yearning for that which
I have gambled for minutes for at the casino. These groups seem to believe that
they deserve what I have more than I do, despite the fact I have gambled very
hard to achieve my goals.
Naturally I am not saying that these groups do not work hard, as im sure they
do *Snigger*. But when it comes to trying to secretly plot and scheme to destroy
me then I become most concerned. Fortunately, I was forewarned by friends, the
mighty mercenaries in my items manufacturer but alas I am not here to discuss
this I am here to tell you why to join the most egostistical *company* going.
I have just bought an items manufacturer, it will soon be a goverment I hope...
Why join us?
We pay you to! We dont pretend to offer lots because we dont! We keep it real!
Casino Tuition, if one egostistical fool can win it big so can you!
A CMG proud of its history,
We at Arrogant Enginering are proud to make belts and and backpacks and all
those other items nobody really cares about! We love our history so much we
aim to be a military group too!
**He reaches a hand out of the cameras field of view, before returning
with a glass of sugar free non alcoholic correlian ale in one hand. Taking a
sip, he places it down to one side and pauses for a moment as if taken aback
by its potency, before speaking again.**
If you put up with my prancing about, stating how everyone misuderstands me
for one month you get 50k!
Also you get an appropriate ship to fly! Jm5000 and YT1300 are for production
groups *yuck* so all our members get Dreadnaughts and Carracks to ponce about
in to create a false sense of security. Just think produce belts and combs in
We are looking for new members who want to be..
The Savior of Mankind,
Kings and Queens (Tranvestites optional)
Minister of Betting
Minister of Pointlessness
Minister of False Titles
People expierienced in rims
*Sexual* Aide to the Leader
**The Falleen stands up turns to his left and stumbles on a misplaced pile
Destroy those please those are soiled now
**A Jawa picks up the credits around 100m in value and burns then**
I am now retiring to my station the Libra to gloat in my own superiority. I
bid you, and you, and her good day.
**The Falleen turns to walk away to reveal his jacket tucked into his trousers,
obviously his mother did not dress him today**
We at Arrogant Engineering keep it real, we take our role seriously and try
to stay within the expected limits of our group. If you think otherwise my RD
scientists, governors, ministers and mercenaries will kill you using our battle
*Terms and Conditions may apply
*We are in no way affiliated or connected with the holy empire or Astralwerks
as it used to be called
*No comments in this post reflect the feelings of Venom of of Horizon Mining